Misheard

Me: At the 826 Valencia pirate supply store, I got a book of epitaphs.

Maggie: A book of epithets?

Me: No, but I would have bought that book, too.

-----------Later------------------

Me: At the 826 Valencia pirate supply store, I got a book of epitaphs. But Maggie thought I said it was a book of epithets. I told her I would have bought that, too.

Luke: A book about the Tafts?

Me: No, but I would have bought that book, too!